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Opal by baseball777
This is Opal Ice Cream Cat sporting a fancy new look.
Jeneveev...censored? by baseball777
It appears that the good fellows of DA have considered my darling Jeneveev to be something of a harlot. This may be due to the typically graphic nature of... well, of 'Veev. She IS a whore. Anyhow, I censored this one with my cats' heads, so HA. Totally kosher, biiiiiiiitch. Also: her boobs are bigger than that. Juuuust sayin'.
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Listening to: IFHY
  • Reading: The Go-To Guide for Faggots
  • Watching: bitches
  • Playing: noooooooo
  • Eating: my spit
  • Drinking: RC
All right. This has been making me very cross lately, and it's something I have wondered all my twenty-one years of life: Why are there no lower-case numbers? Letters get all the pizzazz. They get to be big, small, bold, italicized, underlined, so many things. They remind me of Barbie, who can be whatever she god damn wants. And you know what? I say boo to people who shit on Barbie, saying she's a bad role model. Oh my fucking god. She teaches kids that they can be whatever they want, to pursue their dreams. That you're not stupid because you're pretty, you're smart and can have a wicked cool occupation instead of being a polecat. You know what I'm saying here? Numbers should be more like Barbie. People would like them more if they were that way. It's a real shame. Those numbers must be sad and envious of letters. Especially the fact that there are only ten of them, and twenty-six letters. It's as if they got so annoyed with numbers that they were just like,"Fuck it! Just fuck it! I'm sick of making these stupid things. Let's stop right here! Ten of these shits is enough!" You know? 


United States
Hi i'm Markus and I love baseball, the American dream, popsicles, the good lord Christ, and of course....... Donkey Ollie! I will bestow da with many fanarts and fics about evryone;s favorite donkey: ollie!

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IceriftFyera Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thanks for the watch!
tangledupxinplaid Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the fav!
TheNaturistArtist Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
Wanna talk about Donkey Ollie?
baseball777 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015
Heck yes!
TheNaturistArtist Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015
How'd you come across the show?
baseball777 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
I flipped through some channels, and BAM! Donkey Ollie.
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baseball777 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
What would that be?
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave :D Much appreciated.
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