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All right. This has been making me very cross lately, and it's something I have wondered all my twenty-one years of life: Why are there no lower-case numbers? Letters get all the pizzazz. They get to be big, small, bold, italicized, underlined, so many things. They remind me of Barbie, who can be whatever she god damn wants. And you know what? I say boo to people who shit on Barbie, saying she's a bad role model. Oh my fucking god. She teaches kids that they can be whatever they want, to pursue their dreams. That you're not stupid because you're pretty, you're smart and can have a wicked cool occupation instead of being a polecat. You know what I'm saying here? Numbers should be more like Barbie. People would like them more if they were that way. It's a real shame. Those numbers must be sad and envious of letters. Especially the fact that there are only ten of them, and twenty-six letters. It's as if they got so annoyed with numbers that they were just like,"Fuck it! Just fuck it! I'm sick of making these stupid things. Let's stop right here! Ten of these shits is enough!" You know? 


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Hi i'm Markus and I love baseball, the American dream, popsicles, the good lord Christ, and of course....... Donkey Ollie! I will bestow da with many fanarts and fics about evryone;s favorite donkey: ollie!

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LegendarySuperman Jun 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave :D Much appreciated.
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rockettreverie May 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
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Paperkoekmario Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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Nader1255 Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
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MorinKAshi Jan 6, 2013  Student General Artist
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